Sunday, July 19, 2009

Dear Smokin' Hot Shirtless Guy Walking on the Side of the Road

Thank You.

Yours Truly.

Dear @WorkingClassFag

People are not too stupid to run their own country. That kind of talk is what establishes dictators. Don't be stupid.

Yours Truly.

Dear South Louisiana

Please find a way to drain all roads efficiently so massive flooding stops during rain.
Get on that asap.

Yours Truly

Dear Anytime Fitness

I know its been awhile since we've seen one another, but I'm coming to visit soon. My pants are far too tight.

Yours Truly

Dear Barbara Manitee

You are the one for me. Sent from up above, you are the one I love.

Yours Truly

Dear Starbucks

please add Peanut Butter to the menu of available add-ins to drinks, because a peanut butter-strawberry-banana smoothie rocks. Yours Truly

Dear Cartoon Network

Please discontinue lame movies and reality television shows. Please go back to 24/7 kick ass original cartoons.

Yours Truly.