Yours Truly.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Dear @WorkingClassFag
People are not too stupid to run their own country. That kind of talk is what establishes dictators. Don't be stupid.
Yours Truly.
Dear South Louisiana
Please find a way to drain all roads efficiently so massive flooding stops during rain.
Get on that asap.
Yours Truly
Dear Anytime Fitness
I know its been awhile since we've seen one another, but I'm coming to visit soon. My pants are far too tight.
Yours Truly
Dear Barbara Manitee
You are the one for me. Sent from up above, you are the one I love.
Yours Truly
Dear Starbucks
please add Peanut Butter to the menu of available add-ins to drinks, because a peanut butter-strawberry-banana smoothie rocks. Yours Truly
Dear Cartoon Network
Please discontinue lame movies and reality television shows. Please go back to 24/7 kick ass original cartoons.
Yours Truly.
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